SPnewsnetwork 5/23/2016

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well after careful browsing I can honestly say nothing is going on right now. people are glitching and simpletech is recruiting but that's it.

STORY TIME :D
I shall now entertain you with a story to cheer everyone up.

ONCE on a dark and stormy night in the Bermuda triangle a conflict was brewing. hidden in the shadows time lies a dead soul. death by lightning was his fate but life was not ready to let go of the charred remains of this lad. a stream carried the body into the ocean. the next day some hardy fishermen were.... well fishing. they yelled and pulled and drinked. it was quite a show. the fish were swimming about trying to avoid the inevitable fate of brightening up the day of a flesh covered noise maker by laying down next to some French fries and ketchup. soon the joyful men were laying about drinking and eating that poor fish from before. "HEY. THERE IS SOMETHING OVER ON THE STARBORD SIDE CAP" one of the men yelled. floating around the calm ocean was the body of the man from earlier. soon he was on board the ship. "he is dead" said another crew member. they would get back to the mainland and bring the body to the coast guard. it was a three day trip... but it was the longest three days of the crews life. on day one two loyal men died from a huge storm knocking them into the huge abyss below the water. By day two the cold from all the water after mother natures fury had given half the fishermen hypothermia. the ships heating was damaged so it was one cold night. Finally on day three many of the crew died of sickness. when they reached the shore a storm was brewing and all members had to go to the hospital. only one died. the captain that day was struck by lightning. fearing for their lives all emergency vehicles left him. as he floated into the ocean a silent whisper of the wind could be heard. it said "they are next". the body washed up... on Bermuda.


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